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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:01:36 GMT
From TUFFF (end Dec 2012)... The idea is simple. How would the people of Titan react to phones or being phoned? What might they say? Use actual quotes that may be slightly altered in response. e.g
Zagor: 'Who dares phone me?!'
Ganjees: 'Unfortunately this will be the last call you will ever make...'
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:02:20 GMT
From TUFFF... Nicodemus: 'If you wish to know how to defeat Zanbar Bone, press hash, star and two. No, wait, it's only two of those buttons, but I can't remember which. I suggest you try hash and star. Or hash and two. Or star and two.' |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:03:06 GMT
From TUFFF... You stand in the meeting room of Samsung. The room is crowded with pickpockets, beggars, burglars, cutpurses and thieves of all descriptions. Rannik: 'A week ago, a merchant named Jobs acquired a device known as the Eye Phone. His symbol is an apple - that is all the information you will be given. For your test, you must find and steal the Eye Phone. Prices have just fallen outside, you have until dawn to complete your test. Do you understand?' |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:04:11 GMT
From TUFFF... LOL. Good ones. (On a totally different subject, let's try and get over 10,000 posts before the new year. It would be like winning Deathtrap Dungeon.) Two Words |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:04:58 GMT
From TUFFF... Not really Titan, but I'd make prank calls day and night to the House of Hell residence. Send them pizzas, Chinese food and religious nut jobs over to convert them. |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:05:27 GMT
From TUFFF... You'd just be providing them with more altar-fodder. |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:06:40 GMT
From TUFFF... You'd just be providing them with more altar-fodder. Exactly what I thought! They wouldn't be able to resist the temptation, which would be their downfall in the end. I guess it's lucky they burned before cellphones became common. Isolated as they are they might not have realised the advancement, and one day, after capturing another potential sacrifice, Franklins answers the door to find the house surrounded by 30 cops. Oops!
He's left scratching his head in wonder, as you pass next to him, displaying your smartphone (or whatever) "I called the cops, you dimwit!" *cue in vagsancho telling me how Franklins then proceeds to decapitate all the cops and party on like it's 1999* Speak in extremes, it will save you time. |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:07:52 GMT
From TUFFF... He's left scratching his head in wonder, as you pass next to him, displaying your smartphone (or whatever) "I called the cops, you dimwit!" I'm guessing reception would suck in the middle of nowhere. |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:09:36 GMT
From TUFFF... It's only the middle of nowhere because we don't know where it is...
This is not the middle ages any more!
...anyway, what if the house's next visitor is Jack Bauer??
"Chloe, I need a schematic of this house right now. We are looking for a weird knife here. And send reinforcement to my location as a diversion." Speak in extremes, it will save you time. |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:10:09 GMT
From TUFFF (New Year's Day 2013)... Yaztromo: 'If you had answered that slow-loading message you would be near deaf by now. That was just another of BT's lies to make sure you went back to them. Forget about it and enjoy yourself.' Two Words |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Mar 16, 2014 20:15:03 GMT
General Chaideshu:
"This is the Phone of Communing. You get three minutes per month of free calls and then it cuts out completely."
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 11, 2014 23:21:09 GMT
The Sea Dragon in Demons of the Deep
"This phone has no credit to speak of, but if you call me twice and let it ring three times then three times again, I will come and find you."
Monk in Fangs of Fury
"You don't know the name of our religion which cannot be named? No problem - we have it saved as a voicemail message."
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