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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:17:13 GMT
From TUFFF He's pretty much irrepressible. You might as well give up hope of conquering The Crypt of the Saucy Phwoar (Sorry) I'll leave this one overnight...
_______ YOU are a mere Wood Elf - but the only hope to take on terrifying beings with propeller-like devices affixed to their stomachs which makes them almost invulnerable to sword strokes What a nightmare.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:18:03 GMT
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:18:36 GMT
From TUFFF That's the one .
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:20:00 GMT
From TUFFF Yay! that's two I've got. right, my turn.... Baron Sukumvit has set a new challenge for brave adventurers willing to risk it all for fame and fortune, but this time......it's underwater! the challenge - to supply the Baron with his favourite snack, caviar. unfortunately for YOU, many evil fish demons have turned the waters off Port Blacksand into an underwater labyrinth of snares and pitfalls, and many a poor fisherman has found out that they have become bait themselves....
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:20:31 GMT
From TUFFF Depth-trap Dungeon? Deathtrap Sturgeon?
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:21:00 GMT
From TUFFF ......yep, Depthtrap Sturgeon
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:21:51 GMT
From TUFFF Good one.
Not sure whether this is possible to get, but people seem pretty sharp on here so I'll leave it for 24 hours. Sticking with a foodie theme...
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YOU are one of the most talented chefs of your generation, but this is surely your toughest challenge: to serve someone who's not big on vegetables something so delicious that he'll give up his problematic food habits once and for all. YOU intend to hit him with a nut-based salad so flavoursome that he'll never want to eat anything else again.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:22:25 GMT
From TUFFF ...Bowl of the Werewolf...? ...probably not! lol Speak in extremes, it will save you time.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:23:26 GMT
From TUFFF ....the Waldorf of Firetop Mountain?
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:25:06 GMT
From TUFFF ...Bowl of the Werewolf...?...probably not! lol Afraid not... think someone/something who'd like salads even less than werewolves do, (assuming they eat normally except at full moon). ....the Waldorf of Firetop Mountain? Ooh, that's close.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:25:36 GMT
From TUFFF I bet it is something to do with Vault of the Vampire... now if only my English was better! Speak in extremes, it will save you time.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:26:12 GMT
From TUFFF Legume of Zagor The more beautiful and pure FF is – the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:26:46 GMT
From TUFFF Masterchef Pistachios Two Words
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:28:13 GMT
From TUFFF I bet it is something to do with Vault of the Vampire... now if only my English was better! It is indeed - and it's not really good English. It's just Waldorf the Vampire. I'm sort of using waldorf as a verb there, which it isn't, but I don't know any verbs which mean 'aggressively present X with a salad' so it will have to do.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 24, 2013 16:42:19 GMT
That's all I managed to save - a shame as there were some good ones (one where the clue included "...the ale's not up to much." - I can remember the answer but not the rest of the riddle).
Any more? Anyone posting at all?
I'll leave a new one in case anyone's tempted...
Mortis is having 40 winks, but his snores are literally waking the dead! YOU had better go and wake him up...
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Post by deadshadowrunner on Nov 9, 2013 13:26:33 GMT
Scorpion Swam
YOU have taken up a bet with someone who does not believe that scorpions can swim.If YOU find a scorpion that can swim and give proof to him within a week,then YOU will get 10 gold pieces from him.If not,YOU must pay him all your gold!(7 gold pieces).Will YOU manage to find a scorpion that swims,or lose all your gold?
The Kings of Kether
A history of the planet Kether.
Reel Planet
Will YOU be able to escape Reel Planet,a theatre showing all your favourite movies,before you spend all your money there?
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Post by deadshadowrunner on Nov 9, 2013 13:35:42 GMT
Root Commando
YOU can control plants!
Beneath Nightmare Cattle
How will YOU escape from underneath the cows with cowpats landing on YOU?
Phantoms of Dear
How could YOU have been so blind last time?Your spouse is evil,and sending ghosts,apparitions and wraiths after YOU.How will YOU defeat the phantoms and their master?
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 10, 2013 1:27:52 GMT
Root Commando YOU can control plants! Beneath Nightmare Cattle How will YOU escape from underneath the cows with cowpats landing on YOU? Phantoms of Dear How could YOU have been so blind last time?Your spouse is evil,and sending ghosts,apparitions and wraiths after YOU.How will YOU defeat the phantoms and their master? Hi, welcome to the forum.
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Post by deadshadowrunner on Nov 10, 2013 5:59:06 GMT
Thanks,I'm a huge fan of FF too.Too bad I'm still missing quite a few books.Also,I loved Sky Lard.:)Here are three more.
Dad of Night
Right after your father gives thanks to the gods after YOU rescued him and your mother from Myurr,he morths into a demon!A demon YOU know all too well...Myurr has taken over his body!Can YOU defeat Myurr once and for all and save your father?
Le End of the Shadow Warriors
They may have appeared to be gone,but why have there been sightings of them storming northwards towards Royal Lendle?The Shadow Warriors are back,and they want revenge on YOU!How will YOU bring about le end of the dreaded Shadow Warriors?
Moo Runner
A sequel to Deathmoos.While YOU were fighting your mutated cows,one of them ran away,right into the clutches of Zanbar On-The-Bone.Zanbar mutated it until it became a tentacled gargantuan with ten legs with sharp hooves and five udders that squirt acid!Now that it is on the loose,wrecking havoc in Port Blacksand,will YOU be able to defeat it,and bring Zanbar to justice?
Hmm,the tentacled gargantuan looks like it belongs it Sky Lord...
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 11, 2013 23:22:36 GMT
Moo Runner A sequel to Deathmoos.While YOU were fighting your mutated cows,one of them ran away,right into the clutches of Zanbar On-The-Bone.Zanbar mutated it until it became a tentacled gargantuan with ten legs with sharp hooves and five udders that squirt acid!Now that it is on the loose,wrecking havoc in Port Blacksand,will YOU be able to defeat it,and bring Zanbar to justice? Hmm,the tentacled gargantuan looks like it belongs it Sky Lord... Continuing the beasts and creatures theme... Hare - Cityport of Traps Perhaps you've tried to complete the Sorcery! series as both wizard and warrior …but how about as a large rabbit? No one will see that coming. The Riddling Beaver Three to five heroes must chase the cunning Riddling Beaver into a gigantic wooden dam, loaded with traps, which constitutes its lair (or 'lodge', strictly speaking).
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 11, 2013 23:47:30 GMT
...and for those who think animals are being unfairly treated in these books, here are some more suitable for vegan adventurers:
Black Vine Prophecy
Margehunter
Soy Lord
Advanced Fig Thing Fantasy
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 15, 2013 16:13:38 GMT
Mortis is having 40 winks, but his snores are literally waking the dead! YOU had better go and wake him up... This seems to have defeated the forum . The answer was, of course:
The Kip of the Lich Lord
Anyway, here's another:
The first part of your magical quest takes YOU through rolling countryside in which many monsters lurk - all of them wearing traditional Scottish bonnets for some reason...
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Post by a moderator on Nov 15, 2013 22:02:31 GMT
The Tam O'Shanter Hills?
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 15, 2013 23:04:25 GMT
That's the one.
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Post by a moderator on Nov 16, 2013 15:49:18 GMT
In your old home town, the thing on top of the spire that should indicate the direction in which the wind is blowing has become loose, and no longer works properly. This was foretold, and your whole life has been leading up to the opportunity to fix it. But the intervention of a robber causes you to wake up with no recollection of your steeplejack training. Can you relearn the appropriate skills and make the necessary repairs before your brother can take over the family business?
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Post by The Editor (Alex B) on Nov 16, 2013 18:23:59 GMT
In your old home town, the thing on top of the spire that should indicate the direction in which the wind is blowing has become loose, and no longer works properly. This was foretold, and your whole life has been leading up to the opportunity to fix it. But the intervention of a robber causes you to wake up with no recollection of your steeplejack training. Can you relearn the appropriate skills and make the necessary repairs before your brother can take over the family business? Broken Vane Prophecy?
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Post by a moderator on Nov 17, 2013 13:31:09 GMT
Not 'broken', but you're on the right track.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 17, 2013 16:13:08 GMT
Slack Vane Prophecy?
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Post by a moderator on Nov 18, 2013 15:41:48 GMT
That's it.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 18, 2013 21:37:52 GMT
Cool.
YOU have been given a quest to investigate a dubious story of people who cannot stand darkness. At all. Even seeing places where light has been blocked out by a person or a tree makes them feel a bit ...concerned.
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