Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 16, 2017 4:34:36 GMT
Inspired by this thread, I thought it might be fun to retitle some gamebooks as if written by someone over-literal or just plain dim, and maybe to see if people could guess the originals. Just give the new title and an indication of the series. (Why yes, this is a bit like Underselling the Epics. But it's not exactly the same, so there.)
Wet But Not Dead (FF)
Ball of Lots of Stuff (FF)
...and of course, the all time classic
Weirdo Up a Slope (FF)
By the way, anyone thinking of doing Creature of Havoc should be aware that there is already a CYOA book named You Are a Monster (1988)
...following on from...
You Are a Shark (1985)
...leading on to...
You Are an Alien (1995)
...and the hotly anticipated...
You Are Someone With Better Writing Skills Than This (2018)