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Post by CharlesX on Sept 16, 2021 22:32:18 GMT
ZIP - Like the original in the book series, only can be used more than once in the four books, and with constructive results, not instant death.. Grr..
QIP - Enables the spellcaster to come up with one-liners during fights. For example you might say "You fight like a dairy farmer", or you might respond "How appropriate. You fight like a cow".
RIP - A powerful death spell for 4 Stamina points, which might sound handy although can be random and unpredictable (meaning, it will probably kill you, not your opponent).
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Post by CharlesX on Sept 23, 2021 21:08:44 GMT
GOD - The most powerful spell known to magicians, surpassing even the Zed spell. Only one magician is known to have considered casting this spell, which was so powerful just thinking about casting it killed him. Cost 100,000 Stamina points. Requires the Holy Grail.
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Post by vastariner on Sept 23, 2021 22:44:39 GMT
TIK - gives you a 1d100 chance of becoming very recognizable to the world. Only works when paired with the similar TOK spell. Cost: your dignity.
BIT - creates gold out of literally nothing. Cost: 1ST if you cast it ten years ago, 35,000ST now.
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Post by CharlesX on Sept 24, 2021 19:19:39 GMT
NET - Requires a dial-up modem and takes 10-15 minutes to load a page.
MAC - Spellcaster must be from another planet.
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Post by vastariner on Sept 25, 2021 7:55:44 GMT
BRO - makes one male human a very good friend. Downside is that you don't want to go adventuring any more and prefer to relax watching a simulacrum of adventure. Requires one jug of mead, a pipe of herbal mixture, or, for maximum effect, Brown Resin. Stamina cost: dude, chill.
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Post by CharlesX on Oct 2, 2021 14:27:27 GMT
LSD - Gives you the ability to enjoy FF such as Sky Lord and Gates Of Death.
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Post by misomiso on Dec 31, 2021 11:46:47 GMT
This is the best Thread on the site.
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Post by vastariner on Dec 31, 2021 14:10:39 GMT
BAE: makes one opponent fall in love with you and constantly send you clingy missives and share embarrassing etchings amongst their friends. Cost: your self-respect.
SALT BAE: provides you with golden-trimmed provisions. Cost: 10,000GP per ST point restored.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Jan 1, 2022 18:42:01 GMT
HNY - Allows the caster to restore their LUCK to its initial level at the start of a new quest. Requires alcohol to cast. STAMINA cost variable – roll one die.
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Post by CharlesX on Jan 1, 2022 19:28:59 GMT
WHY - Not quite as effective as HOW, the spellcaster will spend years pondering the philosophical implications of possible courses of actions.
PHD - Could be brilliant, or could be similar to the WHY spell. Spellcasters feel free to come from another planet.
MHT - Useful for making people's heads explode.
DJT - Useful for making people's heads explode.
PIT - Counter-spell against MHT.
JRB - Counter-spell against DJT.
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Post by vastariner on Jan 2, 2022 11:18:57 GMT
PMT - particularly useful against female opponents. Renders them instantly angry at anything and everything.
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Post by CharlesX on Jan 2, 2022 12:23:58 GMT
XXX - Pornography. Or poison. Nicodemus doesn't seem to remember which.
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Post by tyrion on Jan 6, 2022 17:36:35 GMT
NFT - forces the subject of the spell to hand over a significant amount of gold to the caster. The caster must provide a receipt for this. Material component: any old tat that the caster has but it must be unique, e.g. shopping list, a patched up cloak, a half eaten sandwich etc. The caster retains the material component and can use it to cast the spell over and over again.
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Post by CharlesX on Jan 18, 2022 20:04:46 GMT
HER - Counter-spell to PMT. Requires Girl Power.
BAD - Requires a copy of Trolltooth Wars.
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Post by CharlesX on Jan 1, 2023 12:37:54 GMT
TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT - Let you travel through space light years at a time. Be careful the holodeck doesn't malfunction. VOY & ENT don't seem as good as the others .
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Post by scouserob on Jan 1, 2023 13:08:53 GMT
TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT - Let you travel through space light years at a time. Be careful the holodeck doesn't malfunction. VOY & ENT don't seem as good as the others . You think VOY is bad. (Agreed it ain't up to the power of TOS, TNG and DS9.)I learned PIC and DIS from a scroll I bought for 2 Copper Pieces in Hamelin. More time and space shenanigans but PIC made everything seem a tad dark, violent and pointless. 👨🏻🦲 DIS just made me a little blue and compelled me to cry and hug everyone. 😢 I had such great expectations. Never cast ENT. Don't think I ever will.
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Post by a moderator on Jan 1, 2023 14:00:14 GMT
BSG - Reincarnates you as a more violent and cynical version decades after your death.
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Post by misomiso on Jan 7, 2023 8:25:32 GMT
I love how these spells come up every January.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Jan 7, 2023 21:32:09 GMT
JAN – renders you unable to do something that you can normally do, such as drink alcohol or eat bacon. If the spell is fully effective, which it usually isn't, the effects will last for four and a half weeks. STAMINA cost: casting this spell will actually increase your STAMINA (but it still isn't worth it).
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Post by misomiso on Jan 8, 2023 14:25:51 GMT
JAN-FEB
A more intense version of JAN.
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Post by CharlesX on Aug 20, 2023 20:26:19 GMT
CEO - Confers the same effect as Talisman of Chaotic Evil.
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Post by someone on Aug 21, 2023 15:41:00 GMT
I didn't know this thread. Great one. Here is another spell:
JFK - Requires a Magic Bullet. The bullet will hit all characters travelling in a vehicle, no matter the weird path it has to take to do so, and will ultimately inflict a lethal headshot to the King of the country. As a side effect, it will enhance all conspiracy theories for at least a hundred years. Cost: Your life, within two days after the spell has been casted.
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Post by fertobardi on Jan 5, 2024 2:47:47 GMT
This thread is amazing hahahaha.
BOO - you summon a cursed and hatred ghost of a deceased low life that can hit foes physically and tells a lot of shit about your mother in almost incomprehensible slangs. Foes cant do nothing against him unless they make him busy speaking a lot of shit back, give him some drug or tells all your passwords and render your cell. Requires that you prank someone on the streets.
OMW - you turn in to a bird that can travel relentlessly long miles tru all the sheet nature would trow at you to reach your goal faster. Requires a feather of a bird that actually fly and the feeling of got mad with any flight company. If you get a chicken feather you better run. Or a penguin you better swim.
END - pointing at the sky and doing a OMG face you creates an illusion of a huge meteor coming to wherever you want.
KIS - suddenly your enemies feel the urge of kiss each other, requires a sprink of an expensive perfume and chocolate.
FUK - now they feel the urge to stripe their clothes and make love like animals. Requires a full bottle of wine, or a nice car, or white powder, or a gift of something valuable, or any combination of these items. But most important you should tell a lie before cast this spell. And never ever make a phonecall or message the target of this spell after because it wont work again.
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Post by CharlesX on Jan 12, 2024 15:57:58 GMT
IOU - Cost 1 stamina, requires writing implement and paper. Summons Lord Azzur's tax collectors who will demand a number of 'overdue' (arbitrary) gold coins from you or you will go to prison. Purpose unclear\dubious. JOE - Cost 2 stamina, requires a cloth cap. Summons a peasant who will take no interest in your adventure. FLY - Cost 2 stamina, requires either a magic carpet or a dead fly (Nicodemus can't remember which). Nicodemus can't remember which of these lets you fly, and which turns you into a fly, so that's anyone's guess.
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Post by vastariner on Jan 12, 2024 17:49:23 GMT
EMU - cost 2 stamina in exhaustion, requires a half-feathered jacket with a fake arm. Turns your right arm into a potent martial weapon which also strikes terror into those on the receiving end, especially interviewers.
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