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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 12, 2013 23:31:12 GMT
Silly joke thread started on TUFFF... Which characters would be well-chosen faces or voices for advertising products, schemes and causes and which ones would be terrible choices?
Good:
Selator - Ribena
The berries of the black currant bush can be made into a life-giving potion - but it was of no use to the makers of cola, who set out to destroy it. Seek it, brave adventurer!Bad:
Nicodemus - Eye make-up
...containing witchhazel, vitamin E and pig's vomit - or maybe just two of those. Maybe witchhazel and pig's vomit. Frankly it's pretty lethal whatever it is.Good:
Katarina Heydrich - Anti-aging cream
I'm 76 ...surprised? |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 12, 2013 23:32:01 GMT
From TUFFF... How bout Malbordus for anti-wrinkle cream?
And Lucrecia for hair products "I use Wen!" The more beautiful and pure FF is – the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 12, 2013 23:32:49 GMT
From TUFFF... Balthus Dire - breath mints
"What are you expecting me to do? Pop them into my mouth?" Two Words |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 12, 2013 23:33:24 GMT
From TUFFF... Good one. The more beautiful and pure FF is – the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 12, 2013 23:33:55 GMT
From TUFFF... The Boat House Skeletons...er, boats! An obvious one I know, but this is my favourite encounter from TWoFM. I like to imagine the story my character has to come up with: "I'd like to buy a boat. But it has to be constructed on the banks of a subterranean river, and it must be hand-crafted by animated skeleton builders. No other boat will suffice." Skeleton: "...Seriously?" |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Oct 12, 2013 23:36:09 GMT
From TUFFF... Good:
Followers of the religion which cannot be named in Fangs of Fury - sugar
Seek thee the white cubes. They will shape your destiny and take the edge off your coffee.Good:
Pantu - extra-large onesies and sleeping bags Good:
Corpse Master - luxury meat from a supermarket butcher
Slice and dice little red-bags, it's been hung for seven days longer.Bad:
The Necrotic Jelly - jelly [enough said] Good:
The bearer of the Aleph - cheese footballs
I am drawn to these, as their shape reminds me of the mystical Aleph...Bad:
Moonrunner's Shocker - Specsavers |
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Nov 5, 2014 17:04:38 GMT
(More silliness - apologies)
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Good:
Azudraz, creator of igneolite - banking
Bad:
Argolis the Demothrax - bondage gear
(Bad, that is, unless a monstrous being screaming “RELEASE ME!” and flinging maggots around is your thing.)
Good:
The bearer of the Aleph - snowglobes
The glowing sphere, small enough to lie cupped between your hands, seems also to be infinitely large.
Good:
The alchemical sphere-wielding assassin - drain unblockers
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