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Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 28, 2013 1:12:35 GMT
Some clever ones there City of New Year's Eves
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sylas
Baron
"Don't just adventure for treasure; treasure the adventure!"
Posts: 1,679
Favourite Gamebook Series: Fighting Fantasy, Way of the Tiger
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Post by sylas on Dec 29, 2013 12:52:31 GMT
With the festive season soon coming to an end (hope you all had a great Xmas), i thought i'd start another one of these. this time we parodize all things Computer related. PC's, consoles, IT terms, programs, and circuitry etc, but refrain from actual games please. i'll start off with a few. have fun!
Vault of the RAMpire Rings of Keyboard Amigas of Death Tower of Disctruction Island of the Internet Spellchecker Skype Lord Reboot Commodore
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 29, 2013 13:33:29 GMT
Yeah, my Christmas was pretty good thanks. iMacs of Mayhem Atariship Traveller
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Post by deadshadowrunner on Dec 29, 2013 14:26:23 GMT
Not really good.And I didn't get presents! App-ointment with FEAR Slaves of the Virus Microsoft Rogue Facebook Vein Prophecy Page Hunter Forum of Doom The Keep of the "Like" Lord The "Share"mutanti Hills
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sylas
Baron
"Don't just adventure for treasure; treasure the adventure!"
Posts: 1,679
Favourite Gamebook Series: Fighting Fantasy, Way of the Tiger
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Post by sylas on Dec 29, 2013 14:38:26 GMT
Cursor of the Mummy Black Vent. Prophecy Keyboard Warrior
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 29, 2013 18:54:49 GMT
PCs of Blood Creature of Xbox Javascript of the Sorcerer The Ctrl-Alt-Del of Chaos The Warlock of Firewall Mountain Blue Screen of Deathmoor Curse of the Motherboard Press Return to Load Firetop Mountain
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 29, 2013 19:06:31 GMT
iPad of the Dragon
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 29, 2013 19:09:48 GMT
USB Port of Evil
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sylas
Baron
"Don't just adventure for treasure; treasure the adventure!"
Posts: 1,679
Favourite Gamebook Series: Fighting Fantasy, Way of the Tiger
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Post by sylas on Dec 29, 2013 22:51:32 GMT
Mudworm, i hope you're not starting the Vagsancho syndrome of multi-posting Torrent of Destruction Modems of the Deep Crypt of the Source Code Star Subscriber Chasms of Malware
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 30, 2013 3:54:44 GMT
Mudworm, i hope you're not starting the Vagsancho syndrome of multi-posting Torrent of Destruction Modems of the Deep Crypt of the Source Code Star Subscriber Chasms of Malware Well, my post count does need a little boosting... Point taken - I could probably have edited those two into the previous post. That's the way Razaak would have done it. Anyway... PasSword of the Samurai Download a 30 Day Trial of Champions Curse of the Memes 'The Trolltooth Wars' is one already, isn't it?
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 30, 2013 3:55:52 GMT
Season's Greetings of Blood
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Post by deadshadowrunner on Dec 31, 2013 16:09:36 GMT
The War-Log On of Firewall Mountain
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Jan 1, 2014 1:25:17 GMT
OK, last one for a while... Curse of the HogmanayHappy New Year!
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Jan 2, 2014 2:29:15 GMT
Ten Megabytes of Space Assassin
Tweeter of Destruction
Beneath Nightmare Google Cache
Temple of Terabytes
Crash of the Printers
The Bluetooth Wars
The Riddling Dreamweaver
Webmaster of Chaos
iPhone of the Lizard King
Battle-to-Upgrade Warrior
Free Wi-Fi Fighter
Caverns of the Bandwidth
Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games of Mayhem
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sylas
Baron
"Don't just adventure for treasure; treasure the adventure!"
Posts: 1,679
Favourite Gamebook Series: Fighting Fantasy, Way of the Tiger
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Post by sylas on Jan 2, 2014 15:10:59 GMT
@mudworm Crash of the Printers - clever Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games of Mayhem - pushing it
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Jan 3, 2014 0:21:07 GMT
@mudworm Crash of the Printers - clever Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games of Mayhem - pushing it Thanks ...and I have no idea what you mean. The Keep of the Click Lord
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Post by a moderator on Jan 4, 2014 20:19:17 GMT
The Seven Serpentium Processors Magehacker
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Post by schlendrian on Jan 7, 2014 20:08:48 GMT
Khare - Keyboard of Caps Lock Sorting Algorithm of the Samsung (perhaps also pushing it a bit) Mouse of Dell (Computer Producer)
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sylas
Baron
"Don't just adventure for treasure; treasure the adventure!"
Posts: 1,679
Favourite Gamebook Series: Fighting Fantasy, Way of the Tiger
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Post by sylas on Jan 8, 2014 22:58:08 GMT
Sorting Algorithm of the Samsung (perhaps also pushing it a bit) is this one of Sword of the Samurai?
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Jan 14, 2014 0:05:19 GMT
The Encrypted Files of the Sorcerer House of HTML Curse of the Read-Only Memory
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Jan 28, 2014 16:18:16 GMT
Regular visitors to this forum will notice that there are one or two threads parodying the names of the FF books. There's Change One Letter, Soundalikes, Newcomers, Vehicle Parodies, Festive Parodies, Musical Parodies and even Computer Parodies. Surely that's enough for anyone?! But I say NO!What are some ideas you have for any parodies of FF books (titles, characters, whatever) related to cooking or food. You can give new plot to them or not bother. With an obesity epidemic sweeping around the solar system due to frighteningly addictive fried poultry, are you ready to deal with… The Chicken Wings of Kether ? Facing a horrible death having your flesh scalded from your bones, you are astonished that you are unhurt - you have apparently survived a fall into the apparatus thanks to the magic of an onion ring, shrivelled into a five-pointed star. But are you ready to face horrific opponents made from chicken bones - and various types of fish? Can you unlock the magic of the black puddings? Are YOU ready for Demons of the Deep Fat Fryer Sod the diet, you're hungry. Now is the time for you to prove your sneaking skills beyond question, if you can silently creep downstairs and get something glistening and desirable out of the frid… ARRGH!! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!!! Midnight Feasting Rogue Bloody typical. You've been planning a barbecue all through the Spring and along with the usual burgers you've got something special for seafood-lovers …only for some git in a hoodie to run off with it. You resolve to retrieve The Swordfish of the Summer Fry . Here are a few more which I can't be bothered to come up with plots for at the moment. Suggestions welcome: Caverns of the Sandwich Stir-fry Traveller The Crimson Side of Beef
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Post by deadshadowrunner on Jan 29, 2014 7:04:53 GMT
House of Oil Will you be able to escape from this place,or succumb to your love of oily food?Make sure your BEER score doesn't get too high,and beware of the Earl of Chicken Drumsticks and his butler Fryanklins.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Jan 29, 2014 19:21:12 GMT
House of Oil Will you be able to escape from this place,or succumb to your love of oily food?Make sure your BEER score doesn't get too high,and beware of the Earl of Chicken Drumsticks and his butler Fryanklins. Love the BEER score. Nobody ever makes it out of the kitchen in the House of Oil!
The Fondue Set of Power must be regained! YOU must track down the evil chef before all the creatures of the land are covered with straggling sticky tendrils. Starting with only a couple of fragments of yellow goodness and having to monitor your Maturity score (starting on Babybel) are you ready to take on The Master of Cheese ?
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Feb 4, 2014 2:00:18 GMT
The Saucy Cook Book is mostly good for making sauces, but also JAM, various kinds of PIE, TEA of all kinds, a BUN or two, maybe a BLT - it can basically make all things YUM.
For larger dinners it's worth investing in The Seven Suppers.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Feb 14, 2014 18:53:10 GMT
The young men of Oyster Bay face a grim future of wage-slavery and relentless circular meat sandwiches on the Island of the Burger King.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Feb 14, 2014 19:48:15 GMT
Not sure whether Valentine's Day counts as 'festive', but I thought I'd do a few and this seems as good a place as any... [...] Trial of Champagnes
Midnight Snog[...] These seem just as appropriate now. Plus: Night of the (Neck)Romancer Flowers of Distraction Creature of Chocolates Return to Flower-shop Mountain Rose Petal of Evil Florist of Doom Vault of the Valentine The Riddling Lover Heart Strider
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Post by a moderator on Feb 14, 2014 21:05:52 GMT
Beneath Nightmare Card-shop Freeway Flirter
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Feb 15, 2014 19:14:37 GMT
Neat
Oh and it's a bit late but... Firecracker of Havoc
Lantern of Zagor
Appointment with YEAR of the Horse
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Apr 9, 2014 19:16:07 GMT
Again, far too late for
Rebel Pancake
But it's now nearly time for
Easter of Blood
The Egg-end of Zagor
Curse of the Bunny
Caverns of the Snow Chicks
...and the in no way desperate
Mmmm eggs-hunter
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Apr 18, 2014 13:18:24 GMT
An easy one to resurrect the thread:
Tally is a sweet girl, but her taste in boyfriends is terrible and the latest one (with a bright red face and jet black hair) is attracting all sorts of other dubious characters. Can YOU get him away from her town - even if you have to take him home with you - before things turn ugly for everyone? Don't let things drag on!
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