Fighting Fantasy Dating Profiles

[CharlesX]

Apr 5, 2020 5:22:47 GMT thealmightymudworm said:

Jack posting on Skull and Cross Hearts said:

I believe that the best things in life are free. At least I've had to believe that since some bastard took my valuables and I can no longer afford whores.

This is very meme-able.

[thealmightymudworm]

loveleggylovelies posting on CaughtTheLoveBug.com said:

Location: Enchanted Garden, Hachiman (sort of, there's a portal)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Body type: Slim
Race/Skin tone: Pale, with a tattoo of a dragonfly
Style: Robes
Religious outlook: (Prefer not to say)
Hobbies: I am a passionate entomologist and also enjoy humming lullabies.

Hesitating to do this, but there's no use in standing around feeling petrified. I'm finding myself stuck and just need someone to get me to move on. I don't need to be swept off my feet. Not sure I'm ready for a long relationship, but I've a lot of love to give to someone who can help me out.

Turn ons: Knights in shining armour.
(To clarify, I have no interest in being paired with a gleaming knight. When a knight in shining armour goes into battle for me, I am drawn to the guy standing next to him doing nothing.)
Turn offs: Guys who are permanently horny, bondage, involvement with the occult.

Ideal first date: Not fussy – perhaps out in the open air, near a river. Really anywhere except the Pit of Demons or anywhere there's sea dragon.

[IoannesKantakouzenos]

LiShinyQueen at SecondChances.com said:

Name: Queen Liche, Li for my friends
Age: Timeless
Eyes: Blood red
Hair: Black, straight, Cleopatra-like
Body type: As fit as a timeless woman can be
Race/Skin tone: Human-ish; I have a skin complexion in my face
Style: Like a princess
Occupation: Trialmistress and Princess
Best feature: Assertiveness

I am not fond of exposing myself like this, but my last contestant fell to his doom in my room and I abhor loneliness, so, here goes nothing…

I absolutely love a man who takes my challenges and shows me what he's worth! It's my weakness. If you can prove me you're a strong guy that can take a little bit of pain (*wink wink*), you're in for a golden ring and a marriage!

I have been told I look a lot like Cleopatra, which for me is an honour: she was my all-time favourite queen. *giggles*

Hobbies: Karaoke singing, collecting weapons made of bone, knitting, collecting pieces of armour.

Turn-on: Men dressed in armour.
Turn-offs: Mirrors