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Post by petch on Dec 5, 2020 11:10:19 GMT
During the fight with the Cyclops in Seas of Blood, you are given the option to 'kick it in the groin'. Despite knowing full well that this leads to a bad outcome, I find myself unable to resist taking this option every time (as well as leading me to wonder whether the monophthalmic nature of the beast is mirrored by any other part of its anatomy).
As far as I know, this is the only time in the FF series that you are given such an option, which is something of a shame as I feel there are other occasions when it could come in useful. For example:
Crypt of the Sorceror, ref 343 'I'm just a simple man, known as the Bonekeeper,' the little man says in a sad voice, 'and I do not know of any lost lake. I sort through these bones and carve some of them into magical rings. I would very much like a new knife for my work, and would gladly give you one of my rings in exchange.' If you possess a knife which you would like to exchange for a ring, turn to 208. If you would like to psychotically attack the harmless old man, turn to 134. If you would like to kick him in the groin, take his Skull Ring and leave the poor sod alive (if writhing in pain for a bit), turn to 265.
Masks of Mayhem, Background Ifor Tynin comes straight to the point: 'You must slay Morgana. You are the noblest ruler and the boldest fighter of the land. Only you can succeed.' If you make your preparations and depart the next morning, turn to 1. If you would like to kick him in the groin and tell him to stick his quest up his arse, turn to 400.
I'm sure there are some other examples of where this would be a handy option that some of you can think of.
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Post by thealmightymudworm on Dec 5, 2020 14:17:12 GMT
I mean this guy is just asking for it. Edit: "You leave him writhing in pain, clutching his ball."
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Post by The Count on Dec 7, 2020 4:39:44 GMT
There is probably a deleted line in the big fight with Razaak where it states that when he gets his two hits in a row, he kicks you in the crotch, which explains why this becomes an instakill
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Post by dragonwarrior8 on Dec 7, 2020 16:15:44 GMT
I feel like Ian Livingstone himself jumps out of the book at several points to kick the reader in the crotch.
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Post by Peter on Dec 15, 2020 8:26:17 GMT
Jann the Minimite pauses in his incessant chattering to scream at you: "Don't waste your time! You can't cast spells when I'm around!". What will you do instead?
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Post by petch on Dec 15, 2020 10:25:37 GMT
Ha! Can't believe I didn't think of that one earlier. Would be a cheaper Stamina cost to get rid of the little irritant than the ZED spell, too.
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Post by Law on Dec 21, 2020 12:26:20 GMT
Jann the Minimite pauses in his incessant chattering to scream at you: "Don't waste your time! You can't cast spells when I'm around!". What will you do instead? Use the KIK spell to telekinetically whip your male target's gonads!
Wait! That's blocked too! The old-fashioned way it is! Now if only you had an elastic band among your possessions...
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